Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. Great short quote and quotation by: Gene Spafford, 1992 ,
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Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. Great short quote and quotation by: Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA ,
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. Great short quote and quotation by: Tom Robbins , US novelist (1936 – )
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. Great short quote and quotation by: Russell Baker , US columnist & journalist (1925 – )
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none. Great short quote and quotation by: Doug Larson ,
Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class bodies on them. Great short quote and quotation by: Author Unknown ,
J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Valour needs first strength, then a weapon. Great short quote and quotation by: J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring , British scholar & fantasy novelist (1892 – 1973)
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music. Great short quote and quotation by: Nikki Harris ,
Vanity is the quicksand of reason. Great short quote and quotation by: George Sands ,
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason. Great short quote and quotation by: Francois De La Rochefoucauld , French author & moralist (1613 – 1680)
Variety is the soul of pleasure. Great short quote and quotation by: Aphra Behn ,
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Great short quote and quotation by: Fran Lebowitz , US writer and humorist (1950 – )